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* PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh
first time 100 Rs fine,
2nd time 200 Rs. Fine
and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu



* Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
It means...
Without Information Fighting Everytime!
WIFE satys No,
it means -
With Idiot for Ever.



* MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai,
aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai,
aaj din mein kaise bol pada?



* Twinkle twinkle little star,
you should know what you are,
and once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.



* Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad,
what should I write for mother
tongue.?
Santa: Very long!




* Newtons Law of Romance
LOVE CAN NEITHER BE CREATED NOR BE DESTROYED,
IT CAN ONLY BE CHANGED FROM ONE GIRL FRIEND TO ANOTHER



* 7 Angels come to me & asked for
the most
Inteligent
Smart
Nice
Sweet
Well Behaved
Well Groomed person
So i Gave them your address.
DEKHA
Kaisa oollu banaya unko